bird shitting on a cop car @bird@ni.hil.ist

your regularly scheduled reminder that every time you take this survey (answer this poem), a cop cries: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdWfxvmVGH6t2qGohpNIVpJkpwaAa3KAU2ahqpe1IPQjy14jg/viewform

#introduction?

hey I'm Bird - pronouns are either my name or THEY/THEM/THEIRS unless I've told you otherwise

this profile is #nsfw so if you're under 18 please don't interact with this profile or contact me in any capacity. this is for everyone's wellbeing :)

I'm a white disabled transsexual s3x w0rk3r existing & cat-parenting on stolen lenapehoking.

I made poems, zines, websites, experiences, jokes, noises, & designs.
mostly I talk about prison abolition & drug$ lmao

ask me about my gender/sexuality/criminal record/bachelor's degree~

SOME THINGS IVE DONE:
https://encryptid.glitch.me
https://trendgender.github.io
https://manifeasto.thoughts.page
https://tiny.cc/acab

WANNA DATE ME??
[sw-adjacent profiles lol]
https://fetlife.com/users/14215058
https://twitter.com/daxexperience

JUST THE TIP?
PayPal - flirtwithchaos@gmail.com
Venmo - chaosxtheory
Cashapp - $chaosxtheory
LiberaPay - @/bird
SpankPay - @/dax

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if you made it this far, HEY!! nice to meet you, friend :) welcome to my profile, enjoy your stay!! <3

happy #caturday!! these are just some of the cats in my life lmao

biked 4 miles today after not biking for over a year. my sciatica has been feeling a lot better (even tho the numbness in my leg hasn't changed) but now my lower back is k i l l i n g me 🥲

ever since I changed the time of day I was taking my 2nd dose of meds (I now just take it with my 1st dose lmfao), I've been wildly more productive, which so far the people in my life have attributed to mania, but today I was depressed AND productive, so ????¿¿¿ maybe it's not mania maybe it's the meds lmao

currently annoyed that the #bandlab app doesn't appear to have an option to copy or cut a piece of audio from one project and paste it into another. am I crazy, or should this be a thing for audio mixing applications?? I haven't tried it on a desktop yet tho, maybe I'll be able to figure it out there

#fedinips

currently: reading a 900 page book on Mary Queen Of Scotts while (re)watching S1 of Deep Space 9

maybe I'll start posting pix here??? https://anar.chi.st/bird

oh no not me crying at Odo describing the gloriousness of existence to his pseudo-baby -- "I promise I'll never treat you the way I was treated"

a concept from a comrade

your regularly scheduled reminder that every time you take this survey (answer this poem), a cop cries: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdWfxvmVGH6t2qGohpNIVpJkpwaAa3KAU2ahqpe1IPQjy14jg/viewform

another chart thingy I enjoyed filling out! https://cake.avris.it/oE3

lookit this cool keeper-tracker I found https://spectrum.avris.it/nnDn

where r the ouid instances

I'm hanging out with my friends while they watch the breakup episode of Glee, which I would not be doing at all if I hadn't been offered fancy lil naans, which better fuckin be worth it or I'm fighting g0d about it

I can't believe this is a real cat that lives with me and not a stuffed animal #catsofmasto #catspawcontent